Thin #601 Being a mom means sticking your nose in your child's throat to smell their breath.
Or holding their little diapered bottom up to your nose to see if "they've been busy."
Or scratching their teeth with your fingernail to see if they really brushed.
Or making them bend over to see if they really wiped.
Or prodding their little nose with your finger to get that nasty booger that's been camping out way up in there all week long.
Add your own to the list, please.