My brother just gave me this little book called "1001 Things It Means To Be a Mom."
Thing #579. Being a mom means hiding candy bars in the back of your closet and eating them after the kids go to bed.
YES! In an ancient house long ago when our kids bedrooms were upstairs, Matt and I used to make chocolate chip cookies and eat them after the kids went to bed. You know, those bake-and-break kind? Admit it.