Monday, December 15, 2008

Dr. Clive

Clive has set up a table in the hallway and is charging 25cents for questions. I heard him telling his brothers and sisters that you have to be really smart to set up a table like this.

The first questions posed to him was, "What is the best song in the world?"

Clive: Well, I can't tell you the best song in the world, but I can tell you that the best songs are by Elvis, especially the one about the Blue Shoes.

Then, Jacob set up a similar table asking 50 cents for questions about the United States, particularly the Mid-Atlantic, Southern, and New England ones because that's all he's covered so far in in Geography. He soon lowered his rates to 25 cents because Clive was still getting all the business.